{"id":1360,"date":"2023-01-15T11:53:33","date_gmt":"2023-01-15T14:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lapatriafutbolera.com.ar\/?p=1360"},"modified":"2023-01-15T11:53:35","modified_gmt":"2023-01-15T14:53:35","slug":"argenmessi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lapatriafutbolera.com.ar\/index.php\/2023\/01\/15\/argenmessi\/","title":{"rendered":"Argenmessi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Messi se la da a Messi, que se despega de Messi y le pide a Messi que pique bien adelante, all\u00e1 donde anda Messi acelerando frente a la persecuci\u00f3n de Messi y con los o\u00eddos llenos de las voces de Messi, de Messi y de Messi que le gritan &#8220;Messi, Messi, Messi&#8221;. Marca Messi a Messi mientras, al costado de la cancha, Messi le dice a Messi &#8220;sac\u00e1sela, dale&#8221; y Messi le dice a Messi &#8220;vamos que lo pas\u00e1s&#8221;. Messi saca un derechazo firme y con destino de gol pero <a><\/a>Messi se estira desde un palo formado con una campera de Messi en la Selecci\u00f3n hasta el otro constituido por una camiseta de Messi en el PSG y la manda al c\u00f3rner, un c\u00f3rner que Messi estar\u00e1 listo para patear en cuanto Messi proteja un paquete de churros envuelto con papeles de Messi, retire la sombrilla debajo de la que descansa una biograf\u00eda de Messi y desplace una bolsa que luce la palabra Messi. Cuando Messi impacta en una hermosa n\u00famero 5 que tiene la cara de Messi, el nombre de Messi y el 10 de Messi, Messi brama en el centro del \u00e1rea porque est\u00e1 seguro de que Messi acaba de hacerle un penal al amarrarse de su pantal\u00f3n de Messi. Messi, que dirige a escasa distancia, convence a Messi de que Messi no le agarra el pantal\u00f3n de Messi y que, en efecto, no hay penal, una determinaci\u00f3n por la que Messi protesta recubierto de una crema protectora y a la que Messi aprueba mientras sostiene un salvavidas infantil en el que relumbran los ojos de Messi. Cerca, un vendedor se desga\u00f1ita subastando los choclos que le gustan a Messi a precio de dos por uno. Messi y Messi abandonan el juego, le piden un billete a Messi y aprovechan la oferta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La escena involucra a ni\u00f1os, ni\u00f1as, abuelas, bisabuelos, mam\u00e1s, t\u00edos, pap\u00e1s, primas, laburantes, conocidos y desconocidas que confluyen en un partido tan intenso como informal en una playa de la Costa Atl\u00e1ntica argentina de enero de 2023. Un viejo al que tempranamente abrigan con un buzo de Messi apostrofa: &#8220;Antes a los compa\u00f1eros de fulbito en la playa, les dec\u00edamos verde, alto o rubio. Ahora, los de adentro y los de afuera usan algo de Messi&#8221;. El sol, encantador, es testigo. Est\u00e1 majestuoso, radiante y capaz de abarcar todo. Aunque acaso no es el sol. 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